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PBA460H: The Burning IVF Lab Thought Experiment

Start with this thought experiment, then ground it in Dr. Kaczor's philosophical reflections on gradualism.

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The Burning IVF Lab

“You never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice…”

Spiderman faces an ethical dilemma as he battles the Green Goblin: either he can save his beloved Mary Jane, or he can save a trolley car full of young children. If he decides to save Mary-Jane and not the kids, then the only conclusion is that it should be legal to kill elementary school children because they’re not really humans. That’s a good argument, right?

“Wait,” you may be thinking, “That argument doesn’t make sense at all!” Perhaps not, but the scenario is pretty close to the “Burning IVF Lab” analogy which is popular among some abortion supporters.

The Analogy:

An IVF lab is burning, and you have a choice between rescuing a 5-year-old girl or 10 frozen embryos. Who would you save?

Summarized another way:

You are in a burning IVF clinic. In one corner, a child. In the other, 1000 embryos. Which do you save? If you save the toddler, this shows that you know they’re not equal. And if you’d just admit this, you’d understand that abortion is ok.

Relative Suffering

From the Equal Rights Institute blog

Tim: The first issue is that if I save the infant, the embryos aren’t going to die a painful, terrifying death, but if I save the embryos, the infant will suffer a painful, terrifying death. That really matters to me. Suppose I had the choice to save two people who were in deep comas or one person who was fully awake. If I save the person who is awake, does that show that I think they matter twice as much as the other two?

Ann: I guess not. But if life is so important, shouldn’t you still save the two? It still feels like you ought to value the lives of ten embryos over one infant.

Tim: Perhaps, but let me point out the second major issue with the thought-experiment. The frozen embryos might not survive anyway.

Triage

Relationships and Attachment

Killing vs. Not Saving

An amusing dialogue example

The scene: Union Station, rapid fire exchange amidst a crowd

Angry guy: Can I ask you a question?

Blaise: Sure

Guy: Okay, so, let's say there's a clinic. Oh, I mean, a fertility clinic. And it's on fire. And, uh, the fertility clinic–

B: It's fire and who do I save, the two-year-old or the 1000 embryos?

Guy: Yeah

B: Well, the problem with that question is–

Guy: No, just answer

B: Okay, the question “who do you save”–

Guy: No, just answer it, who would you save?

B: The two-year-old.

Guy (smug): There you go. (starts walking a way)

B: Can I ask you a question?

(guy turns slightly)

B, stun move: You're the Flash, building is on fire and Batman and Wonder Woman are trapped, but you only have time to save one. Who do you save?

Guy, stops and turns: That's ridiculous, that's not even real

B: Okay, building's on fire, two-year-old and five-year-old are trapped, who do you save?

Guy: Uhh….

Me: The question “Who do you save?” tells us nothing about “Who can we kill?” or “Who has human rights?”

“Consider the real-life example of Noah Benton Markham, a survivor of Hurricane Katrina that hit New Orleans in August of 2005. He was an embryo contained in a canister of liquid nitrogen, frozen along with fourteen hundred embryos, which police officers rescued from a hospital. He was later implanted into his mother, Rebekah, and born on January 16, 2007 in Covington, Louisiana, some seventeen months later. When Noah becomes an adult and looks back over his life, he can say with all certainty that he was rescued from the flood in 2005. If he had not been rescued, he would not be with us today.”

FIXME Maria: alternate version of this dilemma, the version I have heard way more often during activism so I think it's helpful for members to be aware of it: embryo vs. baby, have to throw one off a cliff